To help you I have pointed myself out in the photos, I'm sure your gaze would have automatically be drawn to me anyway...thats called having star quality...
Clearly I look like a homicidal stalker
And I'm wearing the same shirt I wore to the pirates premiere...its my favourite shirt ok?
I am severely shocked by how creepy I look in these photos, I look like the kind of guy who rummages through celebrities garbage and then flees into the night holding a used piece of cotton wool..
and I've only ever done that once.
