Jimmy Fallon and Parker Posey for PEPSI!

Ok, so in general I'm against corporations that push products that rot children's teeth and make them so fat that they have to get around in a specially designed motorised cart. However, it is pretty hard to hate them when they make commercials that warm my heart so much.

I LOVE Jimmy Fallon and I LOVE Parker Posey times 10 million and I LOOOOVE absurd dancing in public..therfore I adore the new Pepsi commercial, it makes me feel like I'm 5 years old again. So way to go Pepsi, I don't care if you ruin the heath of all the children in the world as long as you keep making such great adverts :-)

Britney sans Kevin

Ok, so rumour after rumour is floating round that the breakup of the hillbilly couple Britney and KFed is imminent. In the past few days pictures have surfaced of Kevin looking cosy with some girl called Sandy Lakdar

















and now Britney is vacationing in Hawaii with baby SPF but minus the Federline. Even more shocking is that she has been pictured for one of the first times since the marriage without a wedding ring on. In these photos below it looks as if she may have just dropped it in a bush...













Personally I think she is looking for her dignity...

Sorry Britney, you won't find it there. Keep looking.

Je N'aime Pas!

Ok, so for the first few minutes that I was looking at these pictures I thought they were a joke..I am still hoping somewhere in my heart that they are..Jaime Pressley has decided to launch a fashion line called J'aime. You can understand why I thought this was a joke right...the hair? the cheap clothes? the poses? the setting? and the fact that she is a comedy actress...

It turns out that this is a serious fashion line. All I'm saying is that rather than naming the line "J'aime" which is French for "I like" and also a witty spin on her name..why not name it "Talonneur transvestite du sud de Londres" which is French for "South London Transvestite Hooker"...

I think that is much more appropriate

Ashlee Simpson laughs at sick children

Now, it isn't normally easy to hate someone while they are performing charity work...with the possible exception of Ashlee Simpson..she was at the Beth Israel medical center this week and was just as hateable as ever. I wonder what the poor kids were thinking...









I swear if I was one of those poor kids I would have pulled my plug out.

DJ AM and Nicole Richie reunite

DJ AM and Nicole Richie were spotted holding hands outside L.A. restaurant Mr Chow this week fuelling speculation that they are back together.

It almost looks as if Nicole may have gained a bit of weight, she doesn't look so much like an 11 year old concentration camp victim in these photos. Maybe love agrees with her?

Just as a side note...people who are notoriously skinny should not wear scarves with pictures of skulls on them...it isn't a very flattering comparison..like if Star Jones wore a scarf with a picture of Jabba the Hut on it.

Halle is berry berry pretty...

Here are some more of Halle Berry's new Versace adverts where she looks too hot to even be human.

Versace are very clever to associate their brand with beautiful women..studies have shown that women will subconsciously believe that buying Versace products will improve their physical appearance, while men believe that buying them will allow them to date women on a par with Halle Berry or Scarlett Johansson.

Think that sounds absurd? Then why the hell am I sitting here surrounded by 16 lime green alligator Versace purses while wearing an overszied "I heart Halle" Tee shirt?

You tell me.

Cruise Cruises..

Katie Holmes decided to bust out the maxi sized fake belly on a boat trip in Sydney Harbor...I can't help but be suspicious..unless I actually see Katie Holmes give birth myself and then take the baby for a DNA test immediately i am not buying it.



And what the hell is up with the Burberry? Is this 1998?

BYE BYE SIENNA!

In the best news I have heard all year..actually scrap that, in my entire life, Sienna Miller says she may quit acting! According to Ananova:

Sienna Miller says she is considering quitting acting because of the press attention. Sienna, who is no longer dating Jude Law, says she hates being in the spotlight.

According to The Sun she said: "If my life continues the way it's been in the last couple of months, or gets worse, then it's not worth it. I love my job but that level of scrutiny, that pressure, it's just not worth it - I'd rather not act than have that. I love England but I could live somewhere else if I had to."

Please god don't let this be a mistake or a joke, like the time someone told me that drinking antifreeze would make me taller...

I didn't end up any taller but did end up with internal 3rd degree burns, having my stomach pumped and blue skin for 3 days.

Let's just say that if Sienna doesn't quit acting soon I will happily drink antifreeze again...

and I'd finish the bottle.

Did Jessica Simpson get some work done?

Because her face was looking mighty rubbery earlier this week



Please god don't let her be the next Fergie.

You can take the girl out of Britain...

Kate Beckinsale chows down on a plate of chips (fries) and ketchup in Malibu before lighting up and enjoying a cigarette.

I can't tell you how glad I am to see a Hollywood actress eating deep fried carbs. That is about as rare as seeing a purple unicycling dwarf handing out free $100,000,000 bills.

Somehow the fact that she eats greasy British food and smokes just makes her even more attractive. Maybe after she finished her cigarette she downed a pint and belched the national anthem?

That would be freaking hot.

The Lohan does Premiere

Lindsay Lohan's body confuses me..it changes proportions as often as her hair colour changes. So I guess the boobs are back?

I bet you $10 that the next time we see her she'll have one giant one and one small one

2006 BAFTAS

It was Brokeback Mountain's night at the 2006 BAFTAS where the movie scooped 4 awards including best film, best director, best adapted screenplay and best supporting actor.

Now, I don't want to say I told you so...but I totally said that Jake Gyllenhaal was actually a better actor then Heath Ledger despite all the hype surrounding Heath's performance...who knows..maybe Heath will win the Oscar but Jake will always be the better actor in my book.

Here is the full rundown of all the winners and sad sad losers

..i mean

...um

...runners up?

Best Film
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Capote
The Constant Gardener
Crash
Good Night, And Good Luck

Best Actor
Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain
Joaquin Phoenix, Walk The Line
Ralph Fiennes, The Constant Gardener
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN, CAPOTE
David Strathairn, Good Night, And Good Luck


Best Actress
Charlize Theron, North Country
Judi Dench, Mrs Henderson Presents
Rachel Weisz, The Constant Gardener
REESE WITHERSPOON, WALK THE LINE
Ziyi Zhang, Memoirs Of A Geisha

Best Director (David Lean Award)
ANG LEE, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Paul Haggis, Crash
George Clooney, Good Night, And Good Luck
Bennett Miller, Capote
Fernando Meirelles, The Constant Gardener

Best Supporting Actor
Don Cheadle, Crash
George Clooney, Syriana
George Clooney, Good Night, And Good Luck
JAKE GYLLENHAAL, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Matt Dillon, Crash

Best Supporting Actress
Brenda Blethyn, Pride & Prejudice
Michelle Williams, Brokeback Mountain
Frances McDormand, North Country
Catherine Keener, Capote
THANDIE NEWTON, CRASH


Outstanding British Film Of The Year (Alexander Korda Award)
Cock And Bull Story
The Constant Gardener
Festival
Pride & Prejudice
WALLACE & GROMIT: CURSE OF THE WERE RABBIT

Best Original Screenplay
Cinderella Man 
CRASH
Good Night, And Good Luck
Hotel Rwanda
Mrs Henderson Presents

Best Adapted Screenplay
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Capote
Constant Gardener
History Of Violence
Pride & Prejudice


Special Achievement By Debut British Director/ Producer/ Writer (Carl Foreman Award)
David Belton (Producer), Shooting Dogs
Peter Fudakowski (Producer), Tsotsi
Annie Griffin (Director/Writer), Festival
Richard Hawkins (Director), Everything
JOE WRIGHT (DIRECTOR), PRIDE & PREJUDICE

Film Not In The English Language
DE BATTRE MON COEUR S'EST ARRETE (THE BEAT THAT MY HEART SKIPPED)
Le Grand Voyage
Kung Fu Hustle
Joyeux Noel (Merry Christmas)
Tsotsi


Cinematography
Brokeback Mountain
The Constant Gardener
Crash
March Of The Penguins
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA

Editing
THE CONSTANT GARDENER
Brokeback Mountain
Crash
Good Night, And Good Luck
March Of The Penguins

Sound
Batman Begins
Crash
King Kong
WALK THE LINE
The Constant Gardener


Achievement In Film Music (The Anthony Asquith Award)
Brokeback Mountain
The Constant Gardener
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
Mrs Henderson Presents
Walk The Line

Costume Design
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
The Chronicles Of Narnia
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
Mrs Henderson Presents
Pride & Prejudice

Make-Up And Hair
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
Memoirs Of A Geisha
Pride & Prejudice

Production Design
Batman Begins
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
King Kong
Memoirs Of A Geisha

Achievement In Special Visual Effects
Batman Begins
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
KING KONG

Short Film
ANTONIO'S BREAKFAST
Call Register
Heavy Metal Drummer
Heydar, An Afghan In Tehran
Lucky

Short Animation
FALLEN ART
Film Noir
Kamiya's Correspondence
The Mysterious Geographic Explorations Of Jasper Morello
Rabbit
 

What the fug?

What the fug happened to Nikki Cox? I remember watching that crappy show where she played a Vegas showgirl or a hooker or something and thinking she was cute! What the hell happened?

From the looks of it... collagen, some big ass veneers, breast implants and no food for about 6 months. Why do attractive girls feel the need to do that to themselves..now she looks like a sturgeon!

The Trollsens Get Around!

No, not in that way! What i mean is that the Trollsens have just finished shooting their new Badgley Mischka campaign...







...and now they have jetted across to Australia to promote their own clothing line! How much money do these girls need? I mean they hardly eat and they dress like they live under a railway bridge...what the hell do they spend their money on?









Oh right, oversized sunglasses, hair extensions and electrical sockets to get their hair so artfully frizzed out.

Looking at these pictures though has made me want to answer a question that noone answered conclusively yet...

Who is hotter?

MARY KATE?



OR ASHLEY?



Generally Mary Kate gets my vote but in these pics I have to say Ashley...

I give you Eva Green

A crappy Bond girl
+ A crappy James Bond
= a SUPER crappy Casino Royale.

I'm sorry but Daniel Craig and Eva Green??!!! Who gives a shit?

Michelle Pfeiffer Returns!

Michelle Pfeiffer has been pretty much MIA for the past few years..I always assumed that she was undergoing massive plastic surgery, or sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber and using human growth hormone injections to reverse the aging process.

Whatever she has been doing she looked pretty amazing when she was spotted out shopping in Brentwood this week. It must be pretty daunting to be out of the limelight for a while, but Michelle carries her coffee and oversized shopping bag as if she never left us...what a pro! Welcome back to the celebsphere Michelle..you have been missed!









Photos courtesy of Limelight.org