First we had Jordan, then Jodie Marsh lowered the bar just a little bit more...and now...I give you Big Brother 6 reject Sam Heusten. I don't even know where to begin, she is everything that is wrong with the celebrity world rolled into one skankalicious package. Why does Britain produce these freaks? I may start a weekly item about Britain's Z list celebrities as they fascinate me so...like a rare breed of muskrat.
Since I felt so violated and felt the urge to pray after seeing these pictures I decided to cover Sam's clearly orchastrated nipple slip with something wholesome and comforting..some broccoli.
