Tuesday, April 4, 2006

Team Paris or Team Nicole?



The Paris Hilton-Nicole Richie feud has escaled into full-on war. In the latest issue of "Elle" Paris couldn't stop spouting venom about Nicole.

"I've been best friends with her since I was two, but when I brought her on to my show, she got very jealous and turned on me for no reason."

"She cannot stand being around me because I get all the attention and people really don't care about her."

"It breaks my heart. She was my sister. She was the funniest person to be around and then she let the fame go to her head."

"She's not the same person any more. I never want to speak to her again - ever."

Talking about The Simple Life:
"They want to do it with just me, but we're both under contract together. She has nothing else so she really wants to do it, but I don't."

Talking about Nicole's book The Truth About Diamonds:
"It's really pathetic that she needs to use my name to sell something because she's obviously not enough."

If there was ever a literal war between Paris and Nicole I know whose side I would be on...Nicole all the way. Think about it, what does Paris actually do?...

Yeah...not so much...

Nicole on the other hand..you know...

..Well that one time she made a really fat guy wear buttless chaps and then said "That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen!"

It's those kind of things that make me love her.

Plus you know that she may be scrawny but in a war she could beat Paris' ass down with her oversized handbags.