Keira Knightley has split with her long term boyfriend of 2 years, Irish model Jamie Dornan. As much as this is bad news for Keira, it's pretty much the best news ever for every other male on the planet. Especially me as my cousin knows her and has agreed to set us up...
When I say my cousin "knows her" I mean more "lives near her and has never spoken to her"
and when I say "set up" I mean "stalk"...
