Today someone told me that I dress like a male olsen twin?? wtf? Did they mean I dress like a jetsetting billionaire with a vast entertainment empire? No...they meant I dress like a homeless person.
or maybe they meant my fondness for horribly mismatched clothes?
Or my need to show my delicate pink thong everywhere i go?
Nope, must be because I chain smoke while wearing a ratty old robe
Actually I think it was just because I was wearing ripped jeans sunglasses and holding a massive cup of coffee...
Don't you love massive coffee..it makes me feel like a tiny elf...hmmm...
Hey its not all bad, at least they didn't say I dress like a male Ashlee Simpson...bahahahahahaha....
