Brit Tribe: WHEN CHAVS ATTACK

So, it was a pleasant Friday evening, me, my cousin Natalie and friend Matt were enjoying a leisurely walk back from the video shop. Birds were singing in the sky and we hadn't a care in the world, we skipped along, the air filled with laughter. Then out of nowere we hear a familiar sound..oh no..was it? Yes indeed a CHAVGAGGLE was gaining on us from behind! As we tried to ignore the noise they began to yell every name under the sun to get us to turn around, admittedly they weren't very inventive and just called the names "Ben" and "Gary" several times.
We were heckled and told to get our hair cut, the chavgaggle was clearly annoyed that we hadn't conformed to their sportswear uniform and buzzcut. I wasn't wearing ANY burberry!!?? Matt didnt have hair gel on!!?? and my cousin had PINK HAIR!! PINK HAIR what kind of a crazy world is this???? We managed to escape their clutches but only just..I dread to think what might have happened if we had been captured. We may have been forced to drink white lightning cider, listen to garage music and speak in a faux estury accent. Conformity is the chavs weapon of choice..but these three chavponents won't give up without a fight! Thank god I'm leaving the country soon!!!

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