Monday, November 20, 2006

IT'S HAPPENED!



TomKat are one!

But some intriguing facts about the wedding are emerging...

At the time of the wedding the couple were already officially married!

According to The Daily Mail:

"Yesterday it emerged that the couple had already married in secret in America. Cruise's agent Arnold Robinson said they had 'officialised' the marriage in Los Angeles before travelling to Italy for the three-day Scientology wedding, said to have cost £5million. For some, the announcement cast a shadow on the event at Odescalchi Castle in Bracciano, near Rome. It was criticised for being a stunt to raise awareness of the Scientology religion. Local priest Father Nicola Fiorentini said: 'It wasn't a wedding at all. It was just for publicity. I can't believe such an event was allowed to take place at all.' The Church of Scientology's influence was explicit throughout the event. Cruise's best man was the church's leader David Miscavige. A Scientology adviser was thought to have been at each table at the wedding banquet."

AND ALSO (AND EVEN BETTER) TOM TOOK A MALE FRIEND ON HIS HONEYMOON WITH HIM!

Cruise decided to take his "best friend" and head of Scientology David Miscavige with him and Katie to the Maldives while all the other guests were sent home to the US!

I have nothing to say! To be honest at this point why do they bother having the pretence of marriage? Why doesn't Tom just get on a plane with his "best friend" and a trunk filled with whips and baby oil and send Katie home to make sweatshirts in his basement? I'm sure Scientology could explain that one away...



Doesn't Tom look happy in the photo? and mysteriously tall...