Wednesday, September 6, 2006

SURI REVEALED!!!




Finally! The photos we have all been waiting for! Katie Couric revealed advance shots of Suri's spread in Vanity Fair on CBS last night. The issue of Vanity Fair will hit newsstands today.



I hate to say it...i really hate to say it...but not only is the baby beautiful (if slightly hairy) but it looks exactly how the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes should look.. and there are no antennae or other alien features...

dammit!

Although, the shoot allegedly took place over 21 consecutive days and then required several days of photoshopping to produce pictures that Tom would allow to be published!

Hell, after 21 days of meticulous shooting and photoshopping I could be made to look like the lovechild of Aretha Franklin and Prince...not that I am...no matter what you've heard...it's a damned lie!