Sunday, September 3, 2006

Kevin Federline is "inappropriate"





I just finished watching Kevin Federline's first ever music video for "Lose Control"...

well, in fact...it's hard to call it music, because up until today I was unaware that someone talking in a slurred drawl over plinks and plunks that could have been made on the Winnie the Pooh keyboard in my attic constituted music...

It's also kind of hard to call it a video, when its just KFed "rapping" into the camera, shots of a casino and a woman writhing in what looks like an abandoned meat locker.

Oddly enough though the video did make me "Lose Control" in one sense...about halfway through the video before I knew what I was doing I had frenziedly pressed the youtube "Flag as inappropriate" button as many times as I could, because if there is one word to describe Kevin Federline's debut single other than "embarrassing", "humiliating" and "shit" it would be "inappropriate"

I advise anyone, like myself, who feels that the "artistic talents" of Kfed are an assault to our eyes and ears, to let youtube and the world know by pressing that "Flag as inappropriate" button until your fingers bleed...

How else will he learn?