Finally! after what seems like 7 long, fat, Starbucks guzzling years of pregnancy Britney Spears gave birth to a baby (allegedly a boy) at Cedars Sinai hospital last night.
Please sweet lord let that mean that she won't name the baby Jailynn..she may as well have named it "Koolet" as a blend of "mullet" and "Kool Aid", also please god don't let her get pregnant again, I honestly don't think I can take any more pictures of Britney waddling around barefoot in search of corn nuts...wait, that will happen regardless.
Congratulations Britney...and good luck baby Koolet!
