Monday, January 23, 2006

TOTAL butterface





Definition of Butterface: A girl with an exceptionally good body and an unattractive face...as in "Everything is hot...but her face"

Example: Fergie

These pictures of Fergie trying on lingere make me feel conflicted, the same way I might feel if someone gave me a doughnut with a fly in the icing or a million dollars but only allowed me to spend it on fishsticks...











Now, I'm not the kind of person to criticise and not offer a solution, Fergie can easily overcome her problem by switching her nationality...many other countries have innovative ways to deal with the butterface epidemic:

A French intellectual look



Mexican hotness



Belly dancer chic



Now don't say I don't try and help other people....