Monday, January 23, 2006
TOTAL butterface
Definition of Butterface: A girl with an exceptionally good body and an unattractive face...as in "Everything is hot...but her face"
Example: Fergie
These pictures of Fergie trying on lingere make me feel conflicted, the same way I might feel if someone gave me a doughnut with a fly in the icing or a million dollars but only allowed me to spend it on fishsticks...
Now, I'm not the kind of person to criticise and not offer a solution, Fergie can easily overcome her problem by switching her nationality...many other countries have innovative ways to deal with the butterface epidemic:
A French intellectual look
Mexican hotness
Belly dancer chic
Now don't say I don't try and help other people....