It's been a while since I featured an absurd story about the Lohan..and I think she realised..She has outdone herself this time..landing herself in hospital for the most absurd reason ever.
Lindsay was in London when she was rushed to hospital for a large gash on her leg. The official explanation?
"Lindsay was going up the stairs, carrying a ceramic teacup," said Lindsay's mother Dina. "She had just come out of the shower, so she was still wet and had some lotion on, and she completely flipped on the stairs. ... The teacup went flying, it was shattered and one of the pieces cut Lindsay on her shin."
umm..ok. I love Dina's lavish explanations..next it will be..
"Well, Lindsay was building a life size model of the Taj Mahal using Bicarbonate of Soda and Chicken fat. Suddenly an escaped Llama from the zoo crashed through our back fence wearing a tiara...Lindsay mistook this for a terrorist attack and inhaled deeply in horror, sucking up the bicarbonate of soda... and that's why her nose was full of white powder."
Come on Lindsay..I'm British..I know every concievable teacup related inury and that one has never cropped up. Try harder.
Luckily I was on the scene to get THE ONLY paparazzi photo of the event.
Just one question. Why was she wearing tights in the shower?
