Monday, January 30, 2006

Raggedy Anne




Oh look, the hobo who lives at the bottom of my street in an old shopping cart has emerged to say hello. I guess she doesn't like being photographed as she collects her bottletops to create sculptures of weasels to sell by the road.

Wait, my mistake, that isn't a 65 year old homeless woman, thats billionaire teen mogul Mary Kate Olsen. Now, there was a time when I actually believed that MK was pretty stylish..those days are gone...take away the Chanel purse and she actually looks like she lives on the street.

Doesn't she know that fame is all about tailored designer clothes, lavish spending sprees and..you know...washing. Can't MK ever understand that it's what's on the outside that counts?