Ok, surely it is bad enough that Jordan and Peter Andre even exist at all...
Even worse that they are 'famous' in England for the amazing abilities of 'having breasts' (which aren't even hers) and 'having pecs' (which aren't even his)
I fly across to the other side of the world and who do I see popping up in the tabloids? Jordan and Peter fucking Andre! Surely this is like holding up a slutty version of Big Bird and a slab of clay as our current day icons.
You are free to decide which one is the slutty version of Big Bird.
