Lindsay Lohan looks pretty damn amazing in the new Miu Miu campaign, unfortunately the illusion is slightly ruined by the fact that photos of her behind the scenes of the shoot have also been released:
So here she looks hot...
Hot...
Computerized but hot...
Slightly less hot...
Not too bad...
Um...well...
Yeeeeeah...
Even THAT I could probably could have got on board with, bearing in mind that in those photos she is getting ready for a multimillion dollar photoshoot so she has probably been made up for about the past 6 days.
While this is what Lindsay looked like a few days ago exiting rehab:
Ok, so maybe it wasn't her best day, but it's a hell of a lot closer to what she looks like than the Miu Miu shots.
I sometimes wonder why they even bother hiring a star if they are just going to airbrush them beyond all recognition. They may as well just drag a raccoon out of the trash and style, light and airbrush it to look like Angelina Jolie. It's cost effective and gives street dwelling vermin the opportunity to be fashion icons, and that hasn't happened since Mitzy the D&G squirrel.
I have no idea where I was going with this.
