Monday, November 27, 2006

The Unholy Trinity!



While all the other blogs, and pretty much the world, have been going crazy over Paris Hilton and Britney Spears becoming new best friends I have tried not to post about it because it reeks of such blatent desperation for publicity.

However, I couldn't hold off on posting this, the 3 most fame hungry people on the planet have united to create paparazzi heaven.



Lohan. Spears. Hilton.



Even though Lindsay recently accused Paris of pouring a drink on her at a party, stated she didn't care about Britney's divorce and even threatened to hook up with K Fed, now the 3 appear to be best friends.

Paris and Britney's friendship has resulted in Britney taking a nosedive in the style and dignity stakes after what seemed like such a promising start.

Exhibit A: Tacky Clothes and crotch flashing







Exhibit B: Bad hair extensions and boob flashing







Exhibit C: Leopard Print and yet more crotch flashing







So..fake friendships, fake fights and public nudity..all in the name of some publicity...it honestly wouldn't surpise me if these people "accidentally" fell in a giant vat of mayonnaise with their grandmother and then made out with her while spanking a horse just to get in the news...