In true Lohan style, one Halloween celebration was not enough...
First she was seen out and about in a Katherine Hepburn-esque trousersuit...
Then an 80's inspired flashdance number..
and finally...and most spectacularly for a party at Chateau Marmont...a costume that doesn't appear to have a theme other than looking like someone with a lot of STDs..
Does she not realise the irony that "Mean Girls" made fun of the fact that girls use Halloween to dress up like sluts?..scratch that, she would have been lost at "irony".
I find it kind of funny that the Lohan dresses up in skintight spandex and leather, puts on her makeup with a trowel and poses like a stripper and we are supposed to realise that it's a costume..
Surely thats like Mary Kate Olsen dressing as crackhead Joe that lives in an abandoned tyre factory, or Sienna Miller dressing up as a greasy weasel..
...you are supposed to go with a costume that is different to how you normally are...
That's why this year I dressed as Mickey Rourke and took a break from being traffic stoppingly handsome..
