Sunday, October 15, 2006

What happened to Lohan's face?





So I know I haven't posted about the Lohan for a while, but I thought that these pictures warranted some attention.

These pictures were taken at the Tmobile Sidekick 3 party in Hollywood and by the looks of it the Lohan has been made a checklist of changes she would like to make to her appearance:

Replace hair with plastic yarn

Get duck fat pumped into lips by Lara Flynn Boyle's plastic surgeon

Pout

Replace salads with fried Mars bars

Fire makeup artist, hire transvestite goth who applies makeup using feet.





To be fair, she has the right to do what she wants with her face..

...and the day that I can't walk around with a transvestite goth kicking me in the face with an eyeliner pencil will be the day I die.