Michael Jackson decided to step out in St Tropez this week...as a woman...
The king (or should i say Queen) of pop went out with what appeared to be his daughter Paris, dressed in skinny jeans, stilettos, a blouse, bright orange handbag and floppy hat.
Michael is renowned for dressing in bizarre outfits in an attempt to "disguise" himself from his fans.
In January, Jackson was caught dressed in an abaya (traditional dress for Muslim women) applying makeup in a woman's bathroom in Bahrain. The explanation? That Jackson could not read Arabic and thus did not realise that it was the female bathroom.
Yeah..
...that explains the whole being dressed as a woman and applying makeup thing...also..wouldn't your first clue have been that the bathroom was filled with women? anyway...
I don't know why Michael feels the need to create all these elaborate excuses to dress like a woman...just admit that you like wearing high heels and looking pretty. Hell, I was dressed as Marilyn Monroe last night in East London letting a vent blow up my skirt...and I don't need to make up dumb excuses...
Not even for the Police.
