The human ken doll otherwise known as Jesse Metcalfe took it upon himself to insult the entire male population of Britain whilst stroking his own ego...
According to Contactmusic: "JESSE METCALFE has lambasted the male population of Britain for their lazy habits and poor looks. The DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star, currently dating GIRLS ALOUD singer NADINE COYLE, thinks American men look better because they are active. And Metcalfe is sure Northern Irish Nadine appreciates the work he puts into maintaining his impressive physique. Metcalfe says, "British guys don't work out. You've got to get the cardio in: I run on the treadmill, play basketball, go hiking. You (should) watch what you eat."
First off, I'm pretty sure the only "dating" Jesse is doing comprises being spanked in a pool of pudding by a Dutch bodybulider named Grendel.
Secondly, British guys might not work out as much, but they also don't have to wear overnight support bras to hold the strain of their gelatinous breasts, or have eyebrows that look like they were drawn on by a visually-impared 7 year old with a magic marker.
