The latest issue of The National Enquirer blares the headline "Cruise
Baby disfigured"..only when you look closer does it say that Tom is
angry at claims that his baby is disfigured.
Even for me this is taking it too far...the baby's parents might be
freaks but to sell magazines by saying that a child might be disfigured
is pretty low.
They should have gone with the headline "Cruise baby is the child of L
Ron Hubbard" or "Cruise baby spotted in alien craft" I would have bought
that! Hell even go with "Cruise baby is flying rainbow turkey"...I would
have bought that too! But then I'm not all that discerning...
