Tuesday, July 11, 2006
The Barbie and Ken reunion tour!
Barbie and Ken, i mean..um...Kate Bosworth and Brandon Routh have been doing the rounds promoting "Superman Returns", a movie that I evidently was alone in liking.
Now don't get me wrong, Barbie and Ken do look good together...
I just think a few adjustments could be made...
For example, maybe Brandon should take a trip to McDonald's and tell Ronald that he doesn't want his makeup advice anymore...
And I think that Kate needs a trip to McDonald's as well, but for a different reason
To stock up on some McNuggets and Hot fudge sundaes..for gods sake they have a 99 cent menu there now, there is no excuse to go hungry!
Finally Kate needs to have her head shaved poorly, some of her limbs disjointed and blue marker scrawled across her face, while Brandon needs to be put in a dress and savaged by a dog...
Then they REALLY would be Barbie and Ken!