How on earth could I have forgotten to post these? Oh that's right...because I was too busy scouring my eyes and disinfecting myself with bleach. I swear, if there is any goodness in this world I will never have to see absurdly posed photos of Mariah pissing about on the beach totally "unaware" of photographers.
Yes, I know when I'm on the beach and not being photographed I stick large pink butterflies just above my ass, romp with a puppy and splash myself with water while giggling like a schoolgirl.
But at least I do it in a bikini that fits...
She looks like a claymation figure come to life...hopefully she will be attacked by a giant dinosaur made of play-doh soon...
