I guess Mariah Carey took my advice of wearing a smock to heart...
IT WAS A JOKE..please don't take jokes as fashion advice...when people laugh when you enter a room and say "you may as well be naked" It doesn't mean you should actually be naked. And please stop with the crazy poses, I feel like you are suddenly going to start spasming uncontrollably..and with all that flesh you could really hurt someone....
...I don't think there is anymore I can do for you, I'm sorry. Why not just go all out and start dressing as little Bo Peep..if thats what makes you happy?