Mischa Barton has taken to toting a poor little kitten around with her on shopping trips. I'm sorry but when is this pet madness going to end? Paris has her kinkajiefboe and ferrett and now Mischa has a kitten...why can't you be normal and have babies and exploit them? Have a child, then you can dress it in whatever you want and brag to everyone about how it goes to the toilet 17 times a day.
I'm going to jump on the celebrity pet wagon with a squid...or maybe an eel...sure it'll die within a few minutes of being out of the water but think how hot it will look in pictures...I can even buy the squid some mittens..YESSS...a dead sea creature wearing knitwear...that's hot!
