And Mariah got it verrry wrong at the NFL Thanksgiving show:
Mariah Carey kind of reminds me of a Lincolnshire sausage in human form...lots of grey wobbly skin...thats one reason why she shouldn't be dressed as a cheerleader..
the other is her age...she couldn't get a place on a real cheerleading squad unless it was the over 30's B squad at a psychiatric facility.
So things to think before you dress like a cheerleader at thanksgiving:
1) Are you old?
2)Are you wobbly?
3)Do you resemble any type of British cold meat product?
If so, then ditch the cheerleader outfit and wear a grey smock...trust me everyone will like you a lot more.
