Udderly hilarious

Yet another reason why I love Drew Barrymore...she makes fun of her sans bra appearance on the Golden Globes on SNL....

somehow she manages to make giant grey foam udders attractive...

TOTAL butterface

Definition of Butterface: A girl with an exceptionally good body and an unattractive face...as in "Everything is hot...but her face"

Example: Fergie

These pictures of Fergie trying on lingere make me feel conflicted, the same way I might feel if someone gave me a doughnut with a fly in the icing or a million dollars but only allowed me to spend it on fishsticks...











Now, I'm not the kind of person to criticise and not offer a solution, Fergie can easily overcome her problem by switching her nationality...many other countries have innovative ways to deal with the butterface epidemic:

A French intellectual look



Mexican hotness



Belly dancer chic



Now don't say I don't try and help other people....

Britney stalls...

Poor Britney Spears her and her brother whose name noone cares about decided to take Kevin's new ride for a spin today. Britney even looked half decent, she'd removed her extensions and wasn't wearing festering old sweatpants, but there was just one problem...the brand new Ferrari stalled in the middle of the road...





















I guess thats what happens when you try and run your car on Kool Aid.