Reason no. 365548890765 why Mischa Barton is pointless

Reason number 365548890765: She smokes pot in her car and then drives away on a crowded L.A. street.

We can sandwich that right between reason number 365548890764: She mistakes burlap sucks for fashion items, and reason number 365548890766: She thinks that rubbing her neck and looking into the distance is acting.



Maybe it made her hallucinate that she had talent?

Quote of the day: Jamie Spears

Brit Brit's dad has chimed into the media storm surrounding his daughter, by stating:

"We've got a sick little girl - we're just trying to take care of her."

Sorry, I know this is a sensitive issue and he's her father and all but what exactly is she supposed to be sick with? Unless its a disease that makes you attempt to impersonate an egg, down 12 pina coladas, and then go batshit on a car with an umbrella.

Watch the video for yourself, maybe we have just categorized a new disease?

crazyassbritbritgoesapeonanemptycarwithanumbrellafornoapparantreason(itis).

The Lohan: Fantasy versus Reality

Lindsay Lohan looks pretty damn amazing in the new Miu Miu campaign, unfortunately the illusion is slightly ruined by the fact that photos of her behind the scenes of the shoot have also been released:

So here she looks hot...



Hot...



Computerized but hot...



Slightly less hot...



Not too bad...


Um...well...



Yeeeeeah...



Even THAT I could probably could have got on board with, bearing in mind that in those photos she is getting ready for a multimillion dollar photoshoot so she has probably been made up for about the past 6 days.

While this is what Lindsay looked like a few days ago exiting rehab:



Ok, so maybe it wasn't her best day, but it's a hell of a lot closer to what she looks like than the Miu Miu shots.

I sometimes wonder why they even bother hiring a star if they are just going to airbrush them beyond all recognition. They may as well just drag a raccoon out of the trash and style, light and airbrush it to look like Angelina Jolie. It's cost effective and gives street dwelling vermin the opportunity to be fashion icons, and that hasn't happened since Mitzy the D&G squirrel.

I have no idea where I was going with this.