Gratuitous Keira Appreciation

There is pretty much no reason for me to post these pictures of Keira Knightley at an Oscar Nominees lunch, but I think it's for the same reason why I sit outside her house in a dumpster eating left over wasabi peas from her trash..

I have severe emotional problems.

Ashanti is hairy

Ashanti has decided that it would be a good idea to market her own brand of hair care products. Normally I understand that celebs slap their names on anything to earn money..however I find it kind of ironic that Ashanti would choose hair prodcuts.

Lets face it, the girl has sideburns and a moustache to rival Tom Selleck..someone does a good job of shaving her but they are still there!

I bet Ashanti's PA has to go through a daily shaving ritual where she is hosed down, lathered up and de-haired..kind of like they do for animals with skin infections at the vet...

Not that I'm saying Ashanti is a half human, half animal hybrid who is spreading disease to the world...



But hey...I wouldn't put it past her.

The curse of a fast metabolism

Star Magazine has finally posed the eternal question that has been on my mind for about the last 10 seconds. "Can you eat 3000 calories a day and lose weight?" Apparently "Grey's Anatomy" star Ellen Pompeo claims to eat 3000 calories a day and still only weigh 100 pounds. Now normally I would make some witty joke about her being a total liar but I can actually sympathise. I eat like a farmyard animal and still look like a walking human candy apple..or Jimmy Neutron depending on your perspective.


Now Mariah Carey on the other hand is a liar. She claims to eat healthily but look at her in this advert for some computer. She looks like she is breaking the poor dude's legs. Having Mariah sit on you must be about as pleasurable as having someone throw bricks at your face.




Have I taken it too far with the Mariah fat jokes? Maybe..

But does she still look like a human bratwurst? Yes..