Monday, February 13, 2006

Ashanti is hairy




Ashanti has decided that it would be a good idea to market her own brand of hair care products. Normally I understand that celebs slap their names on anything to earn money..however I find it kind of ironic that Ashanti would choose hair prodcuts.

Lets face it, the girl has sideburns and a moustache to rival Tom Selleck..someone does a good job of shaving her but they are still there!

I bet Ashanti's PA has to go through a daily shaving ritual where she is hosed down, lathered up and de-haired..kind of like they do for animals with skin infections at the vet...

Not that I'm saying Ashanti is a half human, half animal hybrid who is spreading disease to the world...



But hey...I wouldn't put it past her.