Since it was confirmed that Katie Holmes is pregnant with Tom Cruises child people have been making a lot of fun...now I would just like to congratulate Katie, she has managed "somewhat miraculously" to conceive a baby with a non-cult member who is certainly not impotent and definately not gay...quite an achievement!
Disclaimer: occasionally to avaoid legal proceedings i will reverse what I mean eg" Tara Reid is not a total drunk...see I'm clever...
