Opening of club LAX

Everyone, well everyone worth mentioning was at the opening of DJ AM's new club LAX in L.A., it was a veritable who's who of young Hollywood:

Lindsay Lohan looked skinny

Mischa Barton looked skinnier

Nicole Richie looked skinniest (but kind of good)

Jesse Metcalfe looked like a human "Ken" doll

Wilmer Valderrama was just happy to be invited (why is he still famous?)

Jessica Simpson was unaware of the scary (and shocked) looking man behind her

Kelly Osbourne looked like a fat baby that had found a drag queen's wardrobe