Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest....WHAT?

According to US Weekly

"Teri Hatcher and American Idol host Ryan Seacrest engaged in an unholy union of lip-mashing on a Malibu beach on March 25, after a lunch of lobster and oysters at a nearby restaurant. Hatcher sported an American Idol baseball cap, which she turned around backwards for their face-sucking session. Who says romance is dead?

�The were immersed,� says an eyewitness, who noticed Hatcher massaging Seacrest�s neck. �Every now and then, they�d embrace.�

�Teri frequently laughed loudly at Ryan�s jokes,� says an onlooker. �They were very animated with each other.�

I'snt this one of the 7 signs of the apocalypse? I certainly hope this romance continues..for the sole reason that I want to make fun of it a LOT more!!

Katie Holmes is going to burst...silently of course...

Katie Holmes celebrated her baby shower at the Scientology Centre in Hollywood recently and afterwards decided to go for a peaceful walk all alone...

oh, and with the 5569255379 paparazzi outside.

There is something very wrong with this picture, either that baby has a very pointy head or Tom forgot to fluff the maxi sized pillow before stuffing it down Katie's top.

In other TomKat news, Katie is said to be preparing herself for her Scientology style birth..Scientology deems that women must give birth in complete silence..

You can tell that this religion was made up by a total idiot. I'd like to see L. Ron Hubbard stay silent while he tried to push a watermelon out of his colon. I genuinely feel quite sorry for Katie, I bet she didn't really know what she was getting herself into with all those Scientology freaks

Although it did look like she had a moment of realisation recently..



I love this picture..It's as if she is thinking "what the hell have I done???"

For more information on the truth behind Scientology visit Operation Clambake at www.xenu.net

Keira turns 21!

Keira Knightley celebrated her 21st birthday this week with a party in London that apparently involved dressing up in 20s flapper gear, looking like a genetic clone of Winona Ryder and getting her guests to wear pig masks.





The party was apparently pretty debauched..if that is even a word. I never pegged Keira for the type to enjoy wearing masks of farmyard animals..but I would let her dress me as a pig if she wanted.

Hell, I would let her dress me up like Pippi Longstocking and make me perform scenes from The Sound of Music as she pelted me with rotten vegetables if it made her happy...

Ok, so that was a trip into my psyche that none of you asked for.

So here are some more pictures that will hopefully erase that hideous image that is seared into your brain...