This advert makes me love life.

There are actually no words. Whoever the actor is who plays the singing, dancing lad he is now officially my idol.

I mean, I didn't even know that such a nuanced comedic performance could fit into 30 seconds. I wish I had the power to award him an Oscar because frankly I would love to.

Oh, if I ever have the chance to be even half as amazing an actor as him my life will be complete.

The sad part is I'm not even being slightly sarcastic.

Nicolette Sheridan, Firehouse Dogs and more...

A few days in L.A. can end up with some of the most unexpected experiences of your life, to date nothing can top my evening clubbing with Tara Reid and a group of midget kiss impersonators but the events of the past few days give it a run for its money. In the past 2 days I...

1) Saw British TV Presenters Ant and Dec scoffing food at Mel's diner in West Hollywood, I was excited even though no one knew or cared who they were except me... ITS AND AND DEC! LOVE THEM!

2)Saw 'Desperate Housewives' Nicolette Sheridan at the Getty Center behaving very weirdly and extremely overdressed in a white suit.

3) Heard a VERY juicy rumour about a high profile TV star, I am forbidden from naming names but might post it as a blind item later this week..

4)Seen the release of a movie named 'Firehouse Dog', lets just think about that for a moment... FIREHOUSE. DOG. Thats some quality filmmaking

5) Had a tramp throw a spoon at me on Rodeo Drive. The highlight of my week.

Lets hope the rest of my time in L.A provides me with much much more!

Courtney Love is terrifying.

WHAT?

WHAT?

WHAAAAAAAAT?

WHAT IS WITH THE STOMACH?

WHAT IS WITH THE PARROT?

WHAT IS WITH MY EYES BLEEDING?