God is on the cover of InStyle

And the photo kind of freaks me out, the only explanation I have is that
the photographers, editors and stylists of every magazine in the world are jealous of Keira and her godlike face.
Therefore in a ploy to make themselves look better they have airbrushed her into some kind of wierd bulldog/android hybrid.
But little do they know that I'll have the last laugh.

I happen to find androids and bulldogs very sexy.

Hisamari

Hisamari, the most beautiful, popular and successful maiko in Pontocho, performing in this spring's Kamogawa Odori.

Miami here I come!

As we speak I am hurriedly attempting to stuff far too many pairs of jeans into my carry on bag..because..I'm headed to Miami for the July 4th weekend! There may be a lack of posts for a few days but you will probably be eating turkey? (no, wait thats thanksgiving...) or unwrapping presents? (nope..Christmas), costumes? (Halloween)


Anyway, whatever it is that is done on July 4th, HAVE A GREAT ONE EVERYBODY!

Wait a second, Isn't what you do on July 4th celebrate being independent from Britain??

Oh, crap...well, maybe I'll be able to make up for it by giving you some hilarious posts via sidekick? That should make up for hundreds of years of history!