Halle is berry berry pretty...

Here are some more of Halle Berry's new Versace adverts where she looks too hot to even be human.

Versace are very clever to associate their brand with beautiful women..studies have shown that women will subconsciously believe that buying Versace products will improve their physical appearance, while men believe that buying them will allow them to date women on a par with Halle Berry or Scarlett Johansson.

Think that sounds absurd? Then why the hell am I sitting here surrounded by 16 lime green alligator Versace purses while wearing an overszied "I heart Halle" Tee shirt?

You tell me.

Cruise Cruises..

Katie Holmes decided to bust out the maxi sized fake belly on a boat trip in Sydney Harbor...I can't help but be suspicious..unless I actually see Katie Holmes give birth myself and then take the baby for a DNA test immediately i am not buying it.



And what the hell is up with the Burberry? Is this 1998?

BYE BYE SIENNA!

In the best news I have heard all year..actually scrap that, in my entire life, Sienna Miller says she may quit acting! According to Ananova:

Sienna Miller says she is considering quitting acting because of the press attention. Sienna, who is no longer dating Jude Law, says she hates being in the spotlight.

According to The Sun she said: "If my life continues the way it's been in the last couple of months, or gets worse, then it's not worth it. I love my job but that level of scrutiny, that pressure, it's just not worth it - I'd rather not act than have that. I love England but I could live somewhere else if I had to."

Please god don't let this be a mistake or a joke, like the time someone told me that drinking antifreeze would make me taller...

I didn't end up any taller but did end up with internal 3rd degree burns, having my stomach pumped and blue skin for 3 days.

Let's just say that if Sienna doesn't quit acting soon I will happily drink antifreeze again...

and I'd finish the bottle.