Did Jessica Simpson get some work done?

Because her face was looking mighty rubbery earlier this week



Please god don't let her be the next Fergie.

You can take the girl out of Britain...

Kate Beckinsale chows down on a plate of chips (fries) and ketchup in Malibu before lighting up and enjoying a cigarette.

I can't tell you how glad I am to see a Hollywood actress eating deep fried carbs. That is about as rare as seeing a purple unicycling dwarf handing out free $100,000,000 bills.

Somehow the fact that she eats greasy British food and smokes just makes her even more attractive. Maybe after she finished her cigarette she downed a pint and belched the national anthem?

That would be freaking hot.

The Lohan does Premiere

Lindsay Lohan's body confuses me..it changes proportions as often as her hair colour changes. So I guess the boobs are back?

I bet you $10 that the next time we see her she'll have one giant one and one small one