I give you Eva Green

A crappy Bond girl
+ A crappy James Bond
= a SUPER crappy Casino Royale.

I'm sorry but Daniel Craig and Eva Green??!!! Who gives a shit?

Michelle Pfeiffer Returns!

Michelle Pfeiffer has been pretty much MIA for the past few years..I always assumed that she was undergoing massive plastic surgery, or sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber and using human growth hormone injections to reverse the aging process.

Whatever she has been doing she looked pretty amazing when she was spotted out shopping in Brentwood this week. It must be pretty daunting to be out of the limelight for a while, but Michelle carries her coffee and oversized shopping bag as if she never left us...what a pro! Welcome back to the celebsphere Michelle..you have been missed!









Photos courtesy of Limelight.org

Ms Icantdressmyself returns!

Ok, so clearly Sienna Miller has been reading my blog.

For as long as she has been on the scene I have referred to her as "Sienna Icantdressmyself"..generally due to her apalling style which somehow people interpret as innovation. I could walk around with a collinder on my head, wearing a lime spandex unitard and using a cane made out of old cat teeth but that doesn't make me innovative..it makes me mentally unstable.

Anyway, finally Sienna has realised that I am right and has decided to forgo dressing herself entirely in this months Vanity Fair where she is photographed topless.

What is most unnerving about this picture is her striking resemblance to a British icon. The short bleached hair? the cigarette? the gaudy jewellery? She is Pat Butcher from Eastenders! I decided to complete the picture by covering her nudity with a bacon butty and a cup of tea...

..oh and a delicious biscuit assortment on her left thigh...you know....just for fun...



PAT!



If I want to see a butch 55 year old East London laundrette's assistant naked then pretty much all I have to do is fall asleep and have the most horrific nightmare of my life..and thanks to Sienna Miller I think that is just about to happen.