Jessica Alba in Playboy??!!??

Yes it's true..the most unbelievably good looking woman in the world (besides Keira) is in next months Playboy. What's the catch? Well..she is fully clothed.



What's the point in putting Jessica Alba fully clothed on the cover of a magazine that is supposed to objectify naked women? That's like me starting a magazine called "Llama enthusiasts" and then putting pictures of octopusses and teacups in it. The Llama enthusiasts would not be happy, just like the Jessica Alba enthusiasts are not happy about this...

Feminem

OH.
MY.
GOD.
A fat lesbian ate Eminem!

Seriously..what the hell happened? He looks like he ate his entire posse..and then put on Kim's make up..

There were also pictures of him mooning but I couldn't stop throwing up in my own mouth at the sight of his gelatinous buttocks for long enough to post them...




Oh look! A cheeseburger!






How many did i eat? FOURRR!

More Lohan

Here are some of the first pics of the Lohan's new "breathe" tattoo that she got after her trip to the hospital following an asthma attack earlier this year.
I actually like the subtlety of the white ink, but the word "breathe"? come on..surely she should have got "smoke", "snort" or "vomit"? They would have been much more useful in her everyday life..