YAWWWWWWWWWN

Although I can bearly muster the energy to type about these two anymore I will have to manage. It seems as though Ms. Icantdressmyself and Mr. Nannydiddler have finally called it quits

The two most revered tabloid newspapers in Britain, The Sun and The Daily Mirror have different spins on the breakup. The Sun states that Sienna dumped Jude as he has moved in with ex wife Sadie Frost in order to spend more time with his children. The source in the Sun states, "She screamed at Jude when he told her." "She claimed he might as well get back with her if he's prepared to live with her."

The Mirror on the other hand says that Jude could not handle Sienna's controlling nature post-nannygate. "Sienna has become more demanding," an insider on her new film revealed. "Sienna thought she could call the shots. Jude put up with it for a while, but in the end her behaviour drove him away."

Let's face it, this pair break up and make up like other people eat breakfast..every freakin day..

My thought is that the break up won't last, it is a universal impossibility that two people this dull, bland and with so little fashion sense won't stay together..that would be like Katie Holmes pulling a Cantaloupe out from under her tunic and shouting "he's gay, he's gay!"

It's not going to happen

Because she's worth it.

This is the first available photo from Scarlett Johansson's $4 million Loreal deal. Look at this photo and tell me she isn't worth $4 million.

You could pay Steven Hawking $4 million to create a perfect cyborg out of Angelina Jolie's DNA, liquid gold and Gisele's dead skin cells and it still wouldn't come close to looking like Scarlett..

Not that I'm saying Scarlett is a cyborg created by Steven Hawking....but...well...

...she never blinks.

Because she's worth it (kind of)

In other Loreal news here are some photos from Teri Hatcher's Loreal shoot. I'm trying to turn over a new leaf and not say mean things about people..so all I'll say is that:

Teri does NOT look like the living dead

The dog does NOT weigh more than she does

Those Red Vines are NOT all she is going to eat all week