Wednesday, March 28, 2007
A little note for Mischa Barton
Ok, so I know I've been posting about Mischa a lot recently but she has become the metaphorical thorn in my side, or rather the literal talentless beanpole in my side.
I know that didn't quite make sense but go with it anyway.
Now that I am back in L.A. Mischa has taken it upon herself to invade my homeland with her promotional shoe tour. Just wait and ingest those words a little: An "actress"..... on A. PROMOTIONAL. SHOE. TOUR...
hmm..is there something wrong with this picture?
Mischa. these words are said with the best intentions: Please pack your bags and leave England as I'm sure not many people want to buy your fugly shoes, then please take the money you earned on the O.C if you haven't already spent it on newboy caps and dresses that look like garbage bags and live a life of quiet luxury.
I am really sick becoming enraged and feeling the urge to write about you, thus perpetuating the belief that you are in fact newsworthy.
Sighhhh
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Spotted by Britboy.
I have eyes and spies everywhere!
I spotted a pissed off looking Noel Gallagher of Oasis browsing the men's designer wear in Selfridges department store, London. While downstairs in the foodhall I bumped into Sergio Pizzorno of Kasabian, laden down with bags of clothes and scoffing a doughnut.
Oh to be a rich, surly rockstar. Sigh.
I'm off to L.A. again tomorrow so the US stars better look out!
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Fergie and Nicole Richie are fug twins.
Fergie's overplasticised face + Nicole's new hair and lips = FUG TWINS
Looks like they are trying to channel the fug queen of them all, the fug triplet if you will.
ew.
Monday, March 19, 2007
Japan's Past, Japan's Future
Children with one Japanese parent and one non-Japanese parent are refered to as "half" here in Japan, a term most foreigners take acception to. Below is a quote from my fellow JET blogger, Gaijin For Life. His blog is witty, insightful, well-written, and all around much better than mine! Plus he has a super kawaii daughter (^-^). Read it. You won't regret it.
"I am not sure what children of "mixed marriages" are called in other countries, but here in Japan they are called "Half." I suppose that this is an implied reference to such a person's half that is lacking--that portion of them that is not Japanese. As for myself, when I was a kid growing up in Japan I always called them "half-n-halfs" but everyone thought I was talking about coffee. Now that I have a daughter who falls into the category under discussion, I use the term "Double." No one else does, but that must be because they are all under some sort of misconception. My daughter has two citizenships, a double portion of genetic diversity, and will soon speak two languages and carry two passports. That sounds like 1 times 2 to me, not 1 divided by 2."
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Bye bye Mischa Barton! (hopefully)
Mischa Barton has been dropped as the face of Bebe and replaced with 'Desperate Housewives' star Eva Longoria.
Mischa is pretty much only famous for the Bebe ads now...well..NOT ANY MORE! I wonder what she will do now? Probably continue to hang around doing absolutely nothing, and yet try and persuade us that she is a serious actress.
Please let this be the end of Mischa Barton (and her surprisingly saggy derierre!)
Just a sidenote: What the FUCK is she wearing? Was there a sale at "Big n' Tall Lederhosen Barn for the Old and Infirm"?
Friday, March 16, 2007
Ichimame's Blog: Buisness Trips
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Ichimame's Blog: Study Meeting
I was also impressed by Ryuanji's mysterious rock garden. There are 15 stones, but no matter how you count, you can only see 14. The first time I counted only 14, but when I tried again there were 15. I was begining to wonder if there really were 15 stones, so when I found them all I was very happy.
I had a lot of fun, so I hope we have another study meeting like this again.
Monday, March 12, 2007
Lindsay Lohan is 7 different people.
In the space of about 4 days Lindsay Lohan has changed her appearance so much that if it weren't for an aura of bitchiness and the scent of Jack Daniels I wouldn't even have known it was her.
First she was brunette:
Then back to carrot top:
Then blonde:
Add some creepy contact lenses, 7 pounds of makeup and some elephant fat injected into the lips and you have Lindsay Lohan, a woman who is 76.543% man-made:
Sunday, March 11, 2007
ALTS Can Make a Difference
The students who recently graduated from the Beautiful Mountain School meant a lot to me for many reasons. We entered the school together, me, fresh off the airplane, and them, in their brandspankin' new uniforms, straight out of their tiny mountain elementary schools, where they had only seen an ALT once or twice a year. I knew about as much about teaching English as they did about speaking it. At first they were shy, and it took a long time before they felt comfortable with me. During my first year I was sent to 16 different schools, mostly elementary schools, and had a very hard time getting to know the students, teachers, or understanding exactly what my job was supposed to be.
During my second year, I was blessed with a change. My schedule included only four different schools, with Ena Kita Chu as my base. I visited them about 90 times, and their cheerfulness, friendliness, and willingness to always do their best really endeared them to me. It was easy for me to learn all their names and identify their strong a week points, not only as a class, but as individuals. I gave them the opportunity to write to me about anything they wanted in English "journals", and to my suprise, almost everyone did at least once a week. They told me about their everyday lives, their families, their friends, their hobbies, their likes and dislikes and their culture. Slowly the gap betweeen sensei and student, foreigner and Japanese, began to close. I always wrote back to them, and was excited to see students rushing to collect their journals from the teacher to see what I had written. To me, they became more and more like little brothers and sisters, and to them, I became more and more like a friend.
In the time I had been visiting the school regularly (three days a week for a year), both the JTE and I were amazed at how quickly their English writing, listening, and speaking had improved, not to mention their confidence and participation in class. They had begun to love English, and it showed. Of the 36 students, 25 of them opted to take the national English standards test, and all passed.
Unfortunately, in my third year, the schedule changed again. My visits to Kita Chu were cut to 94, or twice a week if I was lucky. Instead I was placed at a much larger school where I stood silently in the classroom as the teachers droned on for ages in Japanese. This only made my time at Kita Chu more precious. When I did visit, the students and I often talked so much at lunch (in ENGLISH) that no one ever finished eating on time. During recess, students always came to talk to me, invited me to the library or asked me to play basketball or soccer with them.
The reason I am saying all this, and sharing these letters and comments from my students, is because I know that some people doubt that ALTs are making any contribution to English education in Japan. I know that some ALTs doubt it, too, but I want everyone to know that there are ALTs who are making a difference. Given the opportinity, ALTs can be an invaluable English teaching tool, a catalyst for change, and an open window to the world.
If you'd like to read the surveys, you can veiw a larger size by clicking on the pictures. I have translated the Japanese below.
Do you like English? Why? (Japanese)
Even when I become an adult, I will study English as a hobby.
What did you learn in English class (about yourself or the world)?
Everyone that has come as an ALT has spoken to us from their heart, called out to us. So I was able to speak from my heart, too.
Do you think it is important to have an ALT?
Thanks to Melissa, I came to love English!
What was your favorite thing about English class?
Do you think having an ALT is important?
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Is it Important to Have an ALT?
ALTs are interesting! They keep the conversation flowing! I enjoyed it!
It`s better if there is an ALT. The lessons are easier to understand (with the ALT).
I think it is necessary. We can remember foreigner's pronunciation and speak at ease with the ALT.
I think it is very important because we can learn about the ALT"s country and culture (we can hear about celebrities and many different things that we don`t know about).
I think it is necessary. It is more interesting and fun when they are here.
There are many sounds (in English) that are diffcult for Japanese people to pronounce, so I think it is necessary to have an American or someone like that (a foreigner) in class.
Friday, March 9, 2007
Christina Aguilera is too hot for words
Ok so I was a little slow getting round to watching Christina Aguilera's new single for 'Candyman' and dear sweet jesus do I regret it. Christina is just getting hotter and hotter by the day, and the prospect of 3 Christinas in the video is just a bit too much for me to handle. I mean, does she want people to actually burst into flames looking at her? because thats pretty close to happening.
I know people say that she is overdoing the whole vintage look but to them I say SHUT THE HELL UP! Christina can keep rocking this look for as long as she wants, and while that continues to happen I will continue to sit in the corner of my room replaying the video over and over whilst rocking back and forth and holding a pillow wearing a platinum blonde wig and false eyelashes.